RED MEAT The Garden of Edam from the secret files of max cannon
Maybe you'd be less cruel to my pets if you kept a pet yourself!
Oh, I used to keep a pet. I suppose there is something vaguely rewarding about mucking out the kennel and watching the simple joy on his face when you chuck him a fresh bone.
Then I realised how pointless it is to get sentimental about a dumb animal, so I handed him over to the shelter.
That was nice of you.
I just wanted rid of him. I think Wally was glad to get away too.
2005-02-18 07:05:48By Interesting Steve

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7remove 1st sentence from MMD #3 for bonus points!
7Yes! Ted is cruel to *EVERYONE!* Could work with Johnny Lemonhead, too. -CL
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