RED MEAT jungle fever blister from the secret files of max cannon
Some people might call it unsanitary to take milk from diseased cows and deliver it unpasteurized to an unsuspecting population.
I consider it a throw back to the good old days. Back when men were men, women were women..
..and the bubonic plague encouraged insane hordes to kill off all the cats.
You people stay away from my Mr. Biggles!!!!
2005-02-16 16:59:03By Nuke-Marine

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10Perfectly roundabout, original, very creative way to kill of Karen's pets! -CL
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7Love it..crz
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6Really needs a plague-ier startup, but +1 for high originality.
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6+2 on reread; good twist in Dan's 3 -FV
6I always thought that selling diseased milk was a reward unto itself-IS
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5Nice tag. --VX
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5"Throwback," and get an original cat name
5good up to the last line, then it hits a new low.
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