RED MEAT the fine citizens of mayberry (3329) from the secret files of max cannon
You know Johnny, nobody in this town likes you. Why don't you leave?
They'll learn to accept me and my deformity in time.
You don't get it, do you? My father tried to burn your house down three times.
He was drunk on cough syrup. I forgive him.
They would have lynched you if they could have got the rope over your head.
Yeah, that was pretty funny.
2005-02-09 16:09:42By The Open Marauder

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8Still laughing as I type. --opus
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7great last panel.
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7Great punch; love the 5-voter who totally misses the point. --VX
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6Out of character, but JLH made me laugh -cm
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5I swear that I've read this before.
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5Kind of peters out in #3 -Cap'n
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4Desperately needs a new Johnny #3. This one just sinks it.
4I dunno, as far as "clueless" Johnny goes, this kinda falls flat. -DG
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2Dull, dull, dull

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