RED MEAT cream of the crap from the secret files of max cannon
I see you're entering your "five-alarm chili" in the Mayberry Cook-off, Ted.
That's right, Johnny. Care for a bowl?
I don't know...it sounds awful spicy.
Spicy? Let me put it this way: you know that feeling you get when you drink a quart of paint thinner, and you're too dizzy to stand, but your lips feel like they're burning, and all you can do is scream for water?
Uh...no.
Well, you will. Here comes Don with the paint thinner.
2005-02-05 22:50:34By Torgo

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8+1 on reread -FV
8This made me laugh out loud. -IS
7Johnny with a twist
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7Too wordy, but surprising - and a good JLH joke. -BN
7this is great
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7ha! -LS
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6Well, this is good enough
6You see it coming in Ted 2, a better 3 is out there.
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5Clunky moving from frame to frame. --TRT
5I never thought I'd fault someone for using their turn signals. --VX
5Too little connection between 1 and 3.
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