RED MEAT Jaguarundi EmCee from the secret files of max cannon
Dear, I think you'd better ground William.
Nonsense! It's not justified for what he's done.
But, Ted--
But me no buts, woman. If you want him grounded, you can do it yourself. Why should I have to do it?
Because you're the one who tied him to the oak when you knew there was a storm coming.
One way or another, he's going to stop going into my Johnnie Walker Black.
2004-12-26 22:11:56By The Hanged Man

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8wording a little clumsy, but otherwise great
72 months later, and I just got your tag -IS
7-LS
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7I was expecting a meat grinder joke, this went the other way nicely
7Another example of Ted's shocking behavior. -- SG
7-DB
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6Not bad, from the start I was thinking ground as in to crush (CB)
6Ah. "Grounded."
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6Hasn't this been done?
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6A decent play on words. Not really that bad. -NC
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6buy him his own, problem solved
5I was expecting a meat-grinding joke and was disappointed. --VX
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5Pacing odd, and grounding would increase chance of harm -cm
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4a little too suspicious a setup. -herp

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