RED MEAT Hangnail and eye from the secret files of max cannon
Are you ready for Christmas, Dan?
Sure am! The chimney is filled with barbed spikes, the roof is greased and I've poisoned the carrots.
You can't do that! Who'd deliver the presents?
Well, funnily enough there is one man sufficiently qualified in delivery work whilst paralytically drunk on cheap brandy...
I hate you, Milkman Dan!
Careful, that's a good way to end up with a stocking full of fish-heads, Karen.
2004-12-22 12:46:11By Interesting Steve

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9I think this is great. You're all just jaded. DH
8Classic Dan. -- SG
8o/` Santa got ran over by a milk van o/` -CL
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7Good in a bunch of bad ones
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7Pretty standard fare, but solid delivery
7i like this one
7Not bad! --VX
7"TPTP doesn't work here." --THM
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6standard (CB)
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6At least it's not a stocking full of kitten heads. -NC
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6Nice. (I'm waiting for the voter that always says "TPTP doesn't work here.")
6would be a 7 or 8 if dan had a better 2 -LS
5DH thinks this is great. I'm all just jaded. -herp
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5neutral on this, but my z is somehow pretty negative now. calibrating... -bbg
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