RED MEAT season's beatings from the secret files of max cannon
Ted, that is just messed up.
So, you like my holiday nativity scene?
"The Bethlehem Barbeque and Tail-gate Party"?
I realize that the Virgin Mary probably wasn't that voluptuous in real-life, but I thought it added a nice effect.
Man, you've got the Baby Christ roasting on a spit.
Jesus: the reason for the seasonin'.
2004-12-20 12:30:47By Death Goat

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9o/` Savior roasting on an open fire o/~ -CL
8I'll probably have to go to Confession for voting it this high. -Cap'n
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8I want Ted #3 on a t-shirt. +1 for that alone. Sorry, guys.
7Beautiful everything but Ted 3. --VX
7Don's 3 is great example of Ted logic.
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7ted 3 is a good line, but disrupts the flow of the comic somehow -LS
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7The Bible by way of Hooters. Great finishing line. -OQP
6BP
6tickles, for some reason -bbg
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6smiled in number 2, liked don #3, hate ted #3. Finish with don 3.
6The final line knocks it down a point. But I like the concept. --THM
6Sacralicious. -- SG
5Long way to go for Ted 3
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5Ted's 3 ruins this a bit. Good try though. -NC
5Seems less than the sum of its parts -IS
5Ted's 3 kills it.
3sorry, not liking this one (CB)
3start with a 10, drink 'til it's funny, -1 for each glass = 3 -herp
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