RED MEAT Sic semper tyrannosaurus from the secret files of max cannon
What are you doing sneaking around my backyard at three in the morning?
I'm afraid someone left your gate open. I was going to let you know.
I had a padlock on it.
I'm afraid someone broke in with industrial strength bolt-cutters.
And the electric fence?
I'm afraid that only encouraged someone.
2004-11-23 16:36:01By BagHead

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9I can imagine JLH's voice quivering in the final line - congrats (CB)
8Well done, not predictable and very original. -NC
8+1 because this is so neatly done-IS
86 -0.09, what's unclear to you? --THM
8Awesome. -- SG
8Bravo!! -CL
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7Tame, but Cannon-esque. -T
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7Very clean.
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7Pretty good. --opus
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7I still like this today so +1 -LS
7Take an electric fence hit on the back of the neck - that'll change his mind
7good tag, good strip
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6Only encouraged someone to....?
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6-bbg
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4Not just predictable, but agonizingly so. --VX
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4Too obvious. --OQP

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