RED MEAT hoose booze from the secret files of max cannon
It was October when my brother and I once again found the dead clown. This time, he had been hidden behind the movie theater under a pile of old popcorn buckets.
We would take turns dropping things into his gaping mouth, daring one another to retreive them. We tried sticks, rocks, even bugs, each time becoming more bold in our dares.
To this day, I can't help but remember the dead clown's smiling face every time I win at bobbing for apples.
2004-10-13 06:32:24By kohne

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8Gag -- jnc
8Meaty and twisted
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8-FV
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7Yuck.
7Yuck.....just plain yuck. But I like it anyway.
7Though even with "gaping mouth" I can't buy fitting apples in it
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7Epitome of the dead clown..crz
7+1 for any sort of twist on the dead clown.
7Thaaaaat's massively disturbing.
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7Too wordy, but it made me smile. Like a clown. -BN
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6Gross, but that's what you were going for. -NC
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6really meaty, but the delivery is a bit off -LS
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5Bizarre, but not bad. --VX
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