RED MEAT Springer Spaniels blasted to granules... from the secret files of max cannon
Son, have a seat. It's time I told you about the Birds & the Bees.
Great... I've been dreading this day...
For ages upon ages, the Mighty & Honourable Kingdom of Birds has waged a terrible War against the Oppressive Tyranny of the Bee Nation. Thousands of lives have been lost on either side... terrible atrocities committed... innocents slaughtered! And still the battle rages on...
Uh... Dad? What the hell are you talking about?
Your Mother and I are True Disciples and Followers of Kleep-Gor the Righteous, King of All Birds. We think it is finally time for you to join the Resistance. My Son, sit on these dozen eggs for a month to hatch a new generation of Warriors!
I'm outta here...
2004-09-27 17:36:01By ChickenCow

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9William's 3 could be better but god does Ted 2 slay me
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7Haha! Yep! ..crz
7All hail Kleep-Gor, the ass bandit!
7William's 3 a little tepid, otherwise I love it -- THM
7original -IS
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6+1 for originality, +1 for making me snicker. -BN
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6I shouldn't vote this high, but such originality should be rewarded -cm
6I'm glad the birds finally chose a king -LS
6Well, +1 for absolute batshit weirdness...oh, and +1 for the hell of it.
6Could definitely use a better William 3, but otherwise amusing. --VX
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5So much possibility up until the end of Ted's first sentence in 2.
5too...many...words -FV
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4Falls apart in the last panel. -DG
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3Strange comic coupled with strange capitalization. -NC
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