RED MEAT Incontinental Drift from the secret files of max cannon
What in God's name is going on here?
Sometimes when I sneeze, I blow out pips. I just wanted to see what happened if I planted them.
I couldn't believe it when they germinated! Imagine my joy as the first little Lemonheads started to grow on the vine! When their cute eyes opened and saw me!
Suddenly the desire to kill you has become more than just a hobby.
This is way better than that time I started sending out runners.
2004-09-17 10:55:20By Interesting Steve

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9*guffaw* --TRT
8Nice and sick - CC
8bizarre in a good way.
8ted's 3 rocks
8Trite, yet Twilight-zonish use of JLH... one of the better ones, though --SG
8Meaty
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7Yup, good Lemonhead
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7-DB
7Very meaty. Excellent Ted 3. :) --VX
7--THM
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6nice take, but 3 doesn't quite do it -bbg
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6This is an interesting enough idea, but the execution here isn't top notch. -NC
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6Is pips pits? Preloggy
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6Weird.
6Sounds like he needs pruning..crz
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5Not digging Lemonhead's 3
5#3 seems like a let down -cm
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5-LS
5doesn't seem to flow right word-wise, and hobby should be changed
4There's a Ted #3 out there in the ether somewhere that's comedy gold. -DG
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