RED MEAT Doctor Barbie - Plastic Surgeon from the secret files of max cannon
Where have you been, Milkman Dan? I haven't seen you around delivering milk.
I'm retired, Karen.
Retired? Does that mean from delivering milk or from hurting my kitties?
Both.
So how come I found Mittens' head in the back of your truck?
Severence pay.
2004-09-17 08:17:19By Preloggy

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7+1 for the pun
7Cute. You misslept "severance" but whatever. --opus
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7solid -FV
7Nice pun - CC
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7well done, men
7Ha ha ha ha ha! Wicked!
7That'll do nicely..crz
7Not wild about the kitten's name, but that's pretty meaty -cm
7I shoulda stopped by with a bottle of scotch when I was in Atlanta, Pre -gtd
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6-LS
6Cute. --VX
6+1 for "severance." --THM
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5Good idea, but when does Karen notice the head? -NC
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