RED MEAT The Prisoner of Ass-KABLAM! from the secret files of max cannon
For the last time, Dan... we do NOT want any more of your dairy products! It turns out my entire family is horribly lactose intolerant!
Mrs. Heatherton, half a moment...
You're obviously confusing "lactose intolerance" with withdrawal symptoms from the lack of my tasty, heroin-laced dairy treats! I bet this carton of Vitamin D Choco-Smack would make Little Billy's shakes go away, pronto!
You unbelievable bastard...
Why, I do believe that is junkie talk for "We'll take 5 cases." Good day, Ma'am!
2004-09-10 18:23:31By ChickenCow

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7Last time you posted a comic was before I got a log in! Welcome back -IS
7I have lactose intolerance; you get the symptoms after. --THM
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7Strangely familiar
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6heroin withdrawl gives you the shits - see Trainspotting
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6Not sterling, but good. Nothing off for tag because that's not what we vote on.
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5Dialogue doesn't shine
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5+1 for Choco-Smack on reread -FV
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5nothing new
5Trust us, CM, the symptoms happen after, when you're on the can. -DG
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5I love to hear his junkie talk whenever he talks on the sidewalk... --VX
4can't confuse the two, -1 for tag -cm
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