RED MEAT wretched rings of rump roast from the secret files of max cannon
What's the matter, Karen? You look a little stressed out.
I'm worried about the monster that lurks under the bathtub drain. I don't want a tentacle to come up through the drain and pull me down there with him.
I wouldn't worry about that, Karen.
Really?
The monster's far too huge to fit through the drain. I'd be more worried about a gigantic maw bursting through the floor and biting your mommy in half while she shampoos your hair.
I hate you, Milkman Dan!
2004-09-03 08:06:10By Death Goat

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8I *love* this.
7I think this is pretty Max-like, actually. Nice Dan/Karen dynamic. -OQP
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7"...I used to think the shower-head had an eye in it that was watching me!" - CE
6Old school Karen torment.
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6The definition of "standard." Not that that's bad. --THM
6http://www.redmeat.com/redmeat/1997-01-13/index.html
6Solid, but doesn't really break new ground..crz
6Devil's advocate: slightly predictable. That being said--"maw"! :) --VX
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5This requires something more than TPTP
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5reminds me of the earl strip with the chihuahua poster -cm
5Panel 1 is a really nice setup
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