RED MEAT misanthropic meanderings from the secret files of max cannon
Sweetie, have you seen the empty wine bottles? I was going to take them in to the depot for a refund this afternoon.
Me and Larry already took them, Mom. We needed a down payment to invest in a hydroponics operation.
There were hardly enough bottles for that!
Not true. You'd be surprised what pedestrians are willing to donate when presented with the jagged stump of '95 Chardonnay.
2004-08-16 17:29:17By Simian Farmer

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7Pretty good Stubbo. --opus
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7"stump" is an interesting adjective. Good comic. -NC
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7I like this more today -IS
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7Does an extra syllable really hurt the joke that much in this case?
7I'd like a reply from mom at the end
7Breathtaking delivery. This is me out of breath...................crz
74: Uh, because SOMETHING'S got to be there. -DG
7this is far from all over the place. very good strip - gtd
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6That's our Sluggo -- SG
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6Too many big words for Stubbo in 3, but the joke works for me.
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4If hydroponics and pedestrians could be "anything," why have them at all, silly?
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