RED MEAT unexpected expectoration (director's cut) from the secret files of max cannon
Hey Ted. How'd you and the family enjoy the potluck on Saturday?
Hard to say, neighbor. I spent most of it curled up under the picnic table, moaning and clutching the grass.
You know, instead of drinking yourself silly next time, you could just enjoy a swell evening spent with friends, completely unclouded by the haze of liquor.
Drinking had nothing to do with it. It was my last ditch effort to avoid the wife's stroganoff.
2004-07-25 22:54:20By Simian Farmer

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8Awesome. Nice job. -Torgo
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7I still like this. Character change totally didn't matter.
7Better this way-IS
7This works better -cm
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6Meaty enough, I guess. --opus
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5Sorry, for some reason the stroganoff angle isn't funny to me -- SG
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5Ordinary
5Change of characters irrelevant. --VX
4He should've faked Hysterical Stroganoff Deafness again. -DG
41. stroganoff is good. 2. wife's cooking has been beat to death even by Max
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4Ted's 3 too sitcom-like -FV
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