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I was having the time of my life, until Sheriff Brown came and raided my little garden patch.
You should have seen the commotion: the SWAT team broke down my door, there were deputies, K-9 units, and even a helicopter. I don't see how the government has the right to invade a taxpayer's privacy.
Ain't no law against growing man-eating hydrangeas.
2004-07-10 18:04:19By ShlomotheGreat

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7Earl the mad scientist. I like it...crz
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7Remember, when you outlaw man-eating hydrangeas...
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6I should have done this with my erotic topiary idea. --VX
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5See, it's set up as a POT joke
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5Nah.... doesn't do it for me. Sorry --TRT
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4#3 is the only one that sounds like Earl. The rest is too forced. - ACog
4i expected it would be something like that.
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