RED MEAT The sweet relief of uncomfortable silences (Open #59236) from the secret files of max cannon
Say Dan, the wife and I have a "date night" coming up. Where can I get one of those suits?
I'd love to help you Ted, but the Exo-Suit is not made for mere mortals.
It should never be worn by those who are still slaves to the daily indignities of the human condition.
My nose is telling me you've suffered a few "daily indignities" of your own since you last changed that suit.
Mexican food is my kryptonite Ted. How about loaning me your garden hose?
2004-07-07 23:34:00By ACog

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9+1 for "garden hose." Ghastly. -Cap'n
9One of the funniest Dans I've seen in a while.
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7I didn't see that one coming. -BN
7Good dialogue. Preloggy
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7This is just lovely. -DG
6Meaty enough, I guess. --opus
6Almost a 7. If I had laughed..crz
6Nice wording elevates this otherwise simply gross comic. -NC
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6I remember enjoying this the first time, too. --VX
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5Pedestrian, but not what you'd call bad.
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5Learn the proper use of commas
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