RED MEAT the girl from ipecac from the secret files of max cannon
I beat up some street punks the other day with one of them three foot salamis.
The cops concluded it was self-defense, even though the punks said I started it. Afterall, who would use a salami to attack a gang?
The Salami Avenger, that's who.
2004-06-10 11:08:26By Cruel_Meta

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8Aww c'mon, this is beautiful!
7Got a chuckle out of me. --opus
7+3 for Earl's 3 -FV
7I think "after all" is two words, but no points off for it.
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7kind of Earlish -gtd
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7This feels like a Max Cannon cartoon -- Nuke
7a little wordy for Earl in #2, but good
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6Isn't that just the other name for "The Pantless Avenger?" --THM
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6That's our Earl. -DG
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6+2 for being so Earl. -2 for being an old, stolen joke. -BN
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5Just too many "salamis" in this one..crz
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5Seems like it could be neater -IS
5God, no...nice tag, at least... --VX
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