RED MEAT voting floaters from the secret files of max cannon
Good morning, Ted.
Never mind that, where did my front door go?
It was in my way, so I translocated it to another part of space and time.
I see. Does this also explain why my son has been missing since yesterday?
Indeed. I decided that a life as a eunuch in ancient Rome would be character building.
A eunuch? Good choice. I'd hate to think that kid might be my ancestor.
2004-06-03 05:48:01By Interesting Steve

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7Papa Moai would have been a better choice.
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7Seems more Papa Moai-esque. But a good Ted #3.
6space and time is more PM than bix, but Ted #3 is great -cm
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6don't let the time, space translocator hit you in the ass on the way out
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5Kinda mixes PM's power with Bix's attitude... and not much of a laugh IMO..crz
4What does the door have to do with shit?
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