RED MEAT curios made of cured cod from the secret files of max cannon
Ted, who's mowing the lawn? William is still being punished and you're inside.
I am using the new autopilot system.
Autopilot? The lawnmower doesn't have autopilot.
Sure it does. I tied it to the stake out back and put it in auto drive mode. It'll keep spiraling in until it's done.
I thought William was tied to the stake out back?
He is. You know I don't like to leave the lawnmower running unsupervised.
2004-06-02 12:24:24By Cruel_Meta

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8Seems a bit more logical this way, as well as malicious.
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7Damn! So close until bad punctuation in Wife 3. --VX
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5Nice idea, but "William is still being punished" causes about 9 problems
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