RED MEAT Herding Horny Unicorns. from the secret files of max cannon
Tonight on Jack Horkheiner's "Star Rustler": The constellation Citron.
Named by the ancient Phonecians after their lemon-headed god of beauty, strength, and power, this constellation was for centuries considered the luckiest of all signs.
Far away, and shining with a feeble yellow light, the stars that make it up have burned out long ago.
*sigh*
2004-05-22 16:25:42By ShlomotheGreat

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8I laughed out loud! This one's really good! --John
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7I like you, you're original -IS
7Nitpick: we can't know that the stars have burned out before we observe it...
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7Interesting use of format. Very interesting.
7Phoenicians. Other than that, this is swell.
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6Nice idea. Not sure of reflexive JLH. --TRT
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6Original, but something is missing for me..crz
6Lovely. --VX
6--THM
6Let Johnny get his hopes up in two
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5+1 only cause I hate to be the lowballer -LS
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