RED MEAT candied adam's apple from the secret files of max cannon
Ted! Why are you digging up our yard?
Just digging some trenches, dear. Do me a favor and start unrolling the barbed wire.
Does this have anything to do with the tree Don planted on the property line?
It started out as a border dispute, but now it's escalating. I need to make a buffer zone.
I'm inviting Don and his wife over for dinner. We're going to settle this like adults.
Great idea, honey. Tell him we're negotiating and cook up some stroganoff. Just don't let the Red Cross find out.
2004-05-22 14:51:55By lordstatik

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7Max-ish close
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7Ted's last sentence is a full +1.
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6Ted's wife may indeed be guilty of war crimes..crz
6For once, a Ted's Wife's Cooking joke that I like! --VX
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5A little too long, but I liked Ted 3 -cm
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