RED MEAT Sing a song of sixpence, Sucka! from the secret files of max cannon
Why hello, there Karen! Because of all the mean things I've done to you, I decided to get you this little gift.
A wooden box with a big red button on it? What's it do?
Hmmm. The first time I pushed it, it made a yowling sound, but now there's nothing...
You know what they say about curiosity, Karen.
*shake, shake* Hey! What's inside this thing, anyway?
2004-05-21 00:32:53By ShlomotheGreat

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9Geat way to avoid the cliches.
8Holy crow, who let you in? Welcome aboard, FINALLY... --VX
8Ooooooooooo.... --John
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7+1 bonus for being your first.
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7Great new idea, but watch the punctuation..crz
7Welcome -IS
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6pretty good, karen 3 kinda takes away from the joke -LS
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6She shoulda seen it comin' --TRT
6Thank you for proving there are still a few fresh twists on this dynamic. -DG
6Up on reread, but awful Karen 3
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6*sound fx* don't work
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6Interesting take on the idea; needs realization/reaction by Karen though -cm
6nice -bbg
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4It's a speech balloon, not an action balloon.

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