RED MEAT lying on a bed of pudding skins from the secret files of max cannon
When I was in school, I hated my math teacher. She was really cruel to me. My history teacher was nice, but I always looked forward to english.
My english teacher was really hot, and she wore these tight mini-skirts. She once even told me that if I weren't her student she would have sex with me.
And they say home schooling is bad for kids.
2004-05-17 14:05:18By Cruel_Meta

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8Made me snicker and shiver at the same time. -BN
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8Wahahaha. And this is even coming from a kid who was.
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7I'm off to wash my eyeballs
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7Verrah nice. -DG
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7Hoo-ah..crz
6Explains a lot, actually. +1.
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6pretty good take on an old home schooling joke -LS
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61 and 2 might be trimmed down, but good punchline. -SmoothP
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6Good punch line but set up is forced. Preloggy
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5Kinda lanky and rambling, like me. --VX
5didn't see it coming, punchline didn't change my life upon arrival either -herp
4Kinda got a thing against the incest jokes. -IF
4BMS
4Sorry, doesn't work. Plus, capitalize English

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