RED MEAT Fruit of the Luminescent Fugus (redo) from the secret files of max cannon
Why are you on my porch? And what's with the glassy-eyed stare?
Pheromones. Calling me. I want her. I know she's here.
This better not be my wife you're talking about.
I can smell her juices. Sweet. Sexy. Seductive.
This is last time we wax the furniture with the windows open.
Don't stand in my way, Ted.
2004-04-21 11:15:55By Valseregwen

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10Welcome aboard. --VX
8A welcome twist on JLH. Brilliant..crz
8And I was always warned not to screw ON the furniture...
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8I like it as much as before.
8JLH's #2 kills -Cap'n
8Hahaha
7Great JLH3. Much better with Ted's rewrite. -SmoothP
7Now go do that fugu that you do so well --THM
7nice way to join the orgy. wear latex; it's gonna get messy - gtd
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7Something about Johnny's 3 makes this complete -SG
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7Missing something? But I'll give full credit for being the real author -herp
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7The old one was much better -IS
7Lust-crazed Johnny = comedy (and nightmares). -OQP
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6not as funny as the old one -LS
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5Ted goes from misunderstanding to getting too quick (CB)
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