the tangy blast of mustard gas

We have to get our story straight before mom comes home.

Where do we even start?

Maybe that new lamp she bought attracted a swarm of vicious woodpeckers

That explains the gaping hole in the wall.. I guess. But why is our car totaled and in the back yard?

Hmm... I got nothing.

Ok. Go get my chainsaw and that chicken costume you wore on halloween. Hopefully she won't stick around to ask questions.

2004-04-16 16:04:10

By lordstatik

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8 Now this is an example of mystery done right.

8 No idea WTF they're talking about, but it's Gold.

7 I smiled.

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7 I wish I could think like this. Reread noticed a few errors .crz

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6 Ted 2 needs a tad fix, but solid Ted 3 -- Nuke

6 -IS

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6 -FV

6 paces well

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5 vaguely funny...in an all too vague way

5 -IF

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5 So much wasted potential

5 -DB

5 I like William's lines, but this doesn't make any sense at all. --VX

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5 -bbg

5 Nice set-up. Needs a punchline. --THM

4 Good concept, but the delivery is to even (no great build and finale) -cm

S	Comment
8	Now this is an example of mystery done right.
8	No idea WTF they're talking about, but it's Gold.
7	I smiled.
7
7
7
7	I wish I could think like this. Reread noticed a few errors .crz
6
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6	Ted 2 needs a tad fix, but solid Ted 3 -- Nuke
6	-IS
6
6
6
6	-FV
6	paces well
6
5
5	vaguely funny...in an all too vague way
5	-IF
5
5	So much wasted potential
5	-DB
5	I like William's lines, but this doesn't make any sense at all. --VX
5
5
5	-bbg
5	Nice set-up. Needs a punchline. --THM
4	Good concept, but the delivery is to even (no great build and finale) -cm

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