RED MEAT the tangy blast of mustard gas from the secret files of max cannon
We have to get our story straight before mom comes home.
Where do we even start?
Maybe that new lamp she bought attracted a swarm of vicious woodpeckers
That explains the gaping hole in the wall.. I guess. But why is our car totaled and in the back yard?
Hmm... I got nothing.
Ok. Go get my chainsaw and that chicken costume you wore on halloween. Hopefully she won't stick around to ask questions.
2004-04-16 16:04:10By lordstatik

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8Now this is an example of mystery done right.
8No idea WTF they're talking about, but it's Gold.
7I smiled.
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7I wish I could think like this. Reread noticed a few errors .crz
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6Ted 2 needs a tad fix, but solid Ted 3 -- Nuke
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5vaguely funny...in an all too vague way
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5So much wasted potential
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5I like William's lines, but this doesn't make any sense at all. --VX
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5Nice set-up. Needs a punchline. --THM
4Good concept, but the delivery is to even (no great build and finale) -cm

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