RED MEAT Fruit of the Luminescent Fungus (55023; reposted by VX) from the secret files of max cannon
You've got some nerve coming here. What the hell do you want?
Pheromones, Ted. Calling me. I know she's here somewhere.
I don't know what you're talking about. It better not be my wife.
I can smell her juices. Sweet. Sexy. I want her.
This is the last time I let her wax the furniture with the windows open.
Don't stand in my way, Ted.
2004-04-14 19:27:56By The Open Marauder

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9+1 for JLH's #2 . . . who knew he had a libido? -Cap'n
9It's good to see an assertive Johnny
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7+1 for aging gracefully -LS
7Oh JLH. Is that a shotgun I see in Ted's hand? --TRT
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7I thought it was good....too bad I'm not getting the points for it - Val
7Nice -IS
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7Dig it. --VX
7--THM
7and then +1 a minute later. ages well (and fast) -herp
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6Clever, but no more than passably good. -DG
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6--bbg
6Needs a less predictably-phrased Ted 3, but new concept.
6-IF
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5Although it is funny, it just feels off -cm
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1This has been reposted by the original author now, right? Should be deleted...

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