RED MEAT I felt the Smurf move under my feet from the secret files of max cannon
Sorry to interrupt your prayer, kiddo, but God ain't here right now. I'm his agent; what can I do you for?
Not here? Where -- what do you mean, agent?
Whaddaya mean, what do I mean? I book him for miracles, virgin births, bar mitzvahs, that sort of thing. Whaddaya need him for?
The Second Coming -- all the signs point to it being right around the corner . . .
Hmmm . . . Earth, Earth . . . no can do, God's tourin' the Andromeda Galaxy 'til 2514. I can get you a good deal on an angry storm god, though.
Does he come with valkyries? I love valkyries.
2004-04-12 11:35:52By The Hanged Man

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8I love this one. - gtd
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7Good. Not sure about angry storm god though. --TRT
7+1 for Padre's 3 -FV
7+1 for Padre #3.
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7'bar mitzvahs' is clever -IS
7Oh, this is nice. --VX
7Valkyries! - Val
7Pretty good except Priest 3
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6got an urge to hum Wagner now
6+1.5 for Priest #3, rest is 'eh' -cm
6panel 3 is great -LS
6Love the idea, though Padre takes all this a little too well..crz
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5maybe use "it" instead of "he" in padre 3 -bbg
5Well, I love valkyries too, but...
5good premise, bad conclusion, still kinda meaty
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