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One time I took my girlyfriend out to some Chinese restaurant, so I could propose to her. She ordered some noodle lookin' stuff, an' I had some meat lookin' stuff.
So we ate an' ate an' hadda good ol' time. Until she threw some food up.
Mebbe I should have taken the ring offa the finger before I put it in her food to find.
2004-04-09 22:54:07By The Open Marauder

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7+1 for disturbing
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7Not really funny, but I can't rate Earl down for just being Earl. -BN
6Sloppy. But not bad. --THM
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6I love that tag! --VX
6Great concept, Earlspeak is way overdone
6The finger/ring has been done, but not this good -- Nuke
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5+2 for Earl's 3 -FV
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5not quite clicking -IS
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4Earlspeak is turning me off -bbg
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3Terrible writing

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