RED MEAT disaster relief for ant farmers from the secret files of max cannon
Ooh, a martian! Have you come to probe me?
Yes, we have traveled to Earth to study your race.
Be gentle, it's my first time with a space man. Hey, what are those tubes for?
They are feeding tubes. You will be unable to function for the next several days.
That isn't funny, Ted. And put that stupid plastic ray-gun away.
The one you call Ted is gone.
2004-04-01 15:07:12By lordstatik

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8A guy like this works for me. Freaks the hell out of me. Afg.
8Classic Ted, great pacing. Good tag.
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8Perfect Ted three. Made me laugh despite my hangover -IS
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7If you can't handle the heat, love, stay out of the fire that is Ted's role play
7If you can't take the heat, stay out of the bedroom! -BN
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7Ted #3 makes it work. Yeesh. - Val
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7Good! I dig the tag, too. -Torgo
7+1 on reread -- Nuke
7--THM
7-DB
6"Don't try to change me" -FV
6Menacing. --TRT
6Vintage Ted, but the "Role-playing sex life" meme is getting tired. -DG
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6-bbg
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6This seems about right. -IF
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5Give Uncle Scrotor a hug! --VX
5I like the premise, but from the second half of wife #2 it is off-cm
4Why the hell is this getting a good rating? Obvious from word 1.

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