RED MEAT black elvis vs. mothra from the secret files of max cannon
Mom, do we have a machete I can use?
A machete? What on Earth for?
Joey and I are re-enacting the life of one of the greatest Presidents of the twentieth century.
Funny, I don't remember Roosevelt or Kennedy ever toting a machete around.
No mom, Joey's playing President Milton Obote, and I'm his sadistic right-hand man, General Idi Amin.
Well, okay, but make sure you don't try to invade Tanzania.
2004-03-24 18:18:09By Death Goat

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8THM: He's referring to FDR, not Teddy -bbg
8Exceptionally in-character.
7THM makes an entertaining point -IS
7Cute. --opus
7Not really funny, but evil enough to get som extra points :-E -BN
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7Mom 3 sells it for me. -PB
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7Cute. -Afg
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7Idi Amin. Nice.
7History lesson with my meat? Sure. Preloggy
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7...and no genocides, dammit! ..crz
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6Yeah, Sluggo's about the right age mentally. --VX
6-DB
6+1 for global awareness. - Val
6I like the tag too
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6-1 'cause Roosevelt's not specific enough, and Teddy WOULD have --THM
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4It's Stubbo. It's political. It falls on it's arse (CB)
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3Both 2's and 3's are more wooden than Washington's teeth

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