RED MEAT taralasamartyr from the secret files of max cannon
Genesis 19:24, Then the LORD rained on Sodom and Gomorrah brimstone and fire from the LORD out of heaven...
Hey, are you trying to make me look bad?
Not now, Lord, I'm in the middle of a sermon!
I've spent 200 years trying to re-brand myself as kind and caring. Now make it nicer before I decide to smite you!
...um, which turned into FLUFFY bunnies and PRETTY flowers as a sign of His forgiveness and love...
Better.
2004-03-24 09:08:34By Interesting Steve

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6Padre #2 kills me. No interuptions! Quiet in the back! - Val
6-1 for "decide to"; needlessly interrupts flow. -PB (Agree 200 is too small.)
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6200 years? Is that extreme Fundamentalism? --VX
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6priest should have better seque from #1-#3 in sermon -cm
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6Only 200 years, either that's too long or too short.
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5More like 2,000 years, innit?
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5priest/God strips need to be a little less obvious
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5Those monks need some grammar lessons if that is a true paragraph from the bible
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4God jokes have to be REALLY good to rate above a 5 on my scorecard
4For some reason, the caps in Padre's 3 ruin this.
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