RED MEAT Necronomicondom from the secret files of max cannon
Well, that was the rudest waitress I've ever had.
Rude? You told her to strip and cover herself in honey mustard dressing and have another waitress lick it off. You expect her to be happy with that?
Then she shouldn't have asked me if I wanted anything.
It's a custom, idiot. She wasn't being literal.
I know that, and I spit on these "customs."
Fair enough; she spat in your burger.
2004-03-20 19:54:24DELETEDBy The Hanged Man

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