RED MEAT Winning the bat and electing to toss from the secret files of max cannon
Tell me about the fall of Satan.
He was ejected for failing the dress code. He insisted on wearing a t-shirt instead of the required sports jacket and tie.
He did what?
In the end, I got angry and barred him for life. He set up his own club, and everyone's been going there ever since.
But the Bible says Hell is a place of eternal suffering!
That was a failed advertising campaign. The only customers we get now are boring Christians.
2004-03-19 08:30:44By Interesting Steve

To vote you must sign in first.
previous index next

SComment
9--THM
9
8
8
7
7Just as I suspected. Preloggy
7Airtight philosophy. --VX
7
7
7I like it -- Nuke
7
7Advertising is the key to marketing... - BFJ -
7
6Nice setup, find the payoff wanting. -PB
6-IF
6I don't want to go to heaven if it's full of self-righteous prigs, either. - Val
6+1 for Christian bashing. -DG
6
6 flowing convesation with the Lord, the way i like em' nothing new do
6
6meh...
6
6
6If I gave points for tags, this would be a 10..crz
5
5-DB
5A little flat -cm
5-FV
5feeling meh about this - maybe it was that bottle of wine -bbg
5Dull
4
3no punch
3"boring christians" is the opposite of punch
1

0.009633 seconds