RED MEAT reductio ad absurdum ad absurdum from the secret files of max cannon
My ladyfriend said she wanted to stop seeing me, but she quickly changed her mind.
Who knew that saying, "That's a shame, you have such beautiful eyes" would get her to change her mind so fast?
2004-03-12 15:08:15By Cruel_Meta

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8#2 could be tightened up but otherwise, awesome. -Cap'n
8Excellent -- jnc
7Badly worded as usual from CM, but great idea
7Needed a re-read to get the joke, but it's there. -BN
7I've always found silent 3rds awkward, but it's better all punchy like this.
7Flow seems a little clumsy.
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6Yep - better..crz
6You should change one of the "changed her mind"s to something else. Still, good.
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6--THM
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5maybe in #2 he should just tell us what he said and the rest is implied from 1
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52 doesn't flow comfortably.
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5-DB
5Probably can't give this joke more than a five -IS
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5better than usual body parts earl jokes at least (CB)
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5liked the previous version better, actually -bbg
5Still not crazy about it. Or in any other regard. --VX
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3Punt the pun there
3Nope. --TRT

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