RED MEAT pablum's dog from the secret files of max cannon
Last night, I went to my grandparent's 50th anniversary.
After a few drinks, my granddad pulled me aside and confessed that he had always felt that his marriage was a terrible mistake, and I should be careful not to do anything I would regret so profoundly.
I wish he'd said something before I jumped out of the cake.
2004-03-03 08:06:23By Squad Car

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