RED MEAT Ah! Bidets are here again from the secret files of max cannon
Could you give me your account of the crime?
Certainly. The suspect entered the property wearing only a diaphanous maternity dress and toe socks. He was also clearly carrying a large hessian sack.
Having gone upstairs, he poured custard on the bed, released a rabid and starving dingo from the afore mentioned sack, before abseiling out of the property, pausing only to urinate on the welcome mat.
Sadly for Mr Lemonhead, we may never catch the true culprit.
So long as the media get the facts right, I'm not too bothered.
2004-02-28 08:09:54By Interesting Steve

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8+ several for "hessian", "aforementioned" and "abseiling." - Val
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7I love this sorta thing - might even up my vote later..crz
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5"Aforementioned" is one word. "Abseiling" is a funny word. --opus
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