RED MEAT (tub)girl power! from the secret files of max cannon
Last night I awoke to some loud noises, and a bright light outside my window.
Sounds to me like a classic case of alien visitation. In theory, they would have taken you aboard their ship for probing.
In another theory, you were blinding me with a flashlight while you made off with my TV.
I see they've scrambled your memory. Just like something I saw on this morning's "Unsolved Mysteries" marathon.
2004-02-16 19:35:14By lordstatik

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