RED MEAT Jimmy Cracked Corn and I Don't Have Medicare from the secret files of max cannon
Dan,we've been getting lots of complaints that you've been delivering sour milk.
I can explain, sir. The chiller in my truck broke down so I've been experimenting with yogurt delivery.
Damn it Dan, it takes more than just bad milk to make yogurt. You have to introduce the bacteria culture.
I know that sir, so I've been injecting it with Botox.
Well, that would explain the lack of lumps. Good thinking, Dan.
Thanks sir. I'm also tinkering with freezing liposuction waste and calling it gourmet cottage cheese.
2004-01-30 08:49:06By Preloggy

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8This is so incredibly Maxish that I'm at a loss for words. Great tag, too. --VX
7Strip's so-so, but the tag's worth +1.
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6Tries, at least
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6 - BFJ -
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6Ewwwwww
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6Ugh.
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6Disgusting. Nice..crz
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5wanders around but never really finds a joke (CB)
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5-DB
5--THM
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5a bit premature ejaculative
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5Revolting for the sake of being revolting? Well, I guess I've done the same. -DG
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4-IF
4a lot of effort for a so-so at best joke -cm
3Dan's 3 kinda ruins it. -FV
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