RED MEAT putting the racecar out to stud from the secret files of max cannon
In highschool, I asked this girl to the dance, but she said no. Called me a loser.
Big mistake. I mean, look where I am now, and look where she is.
Well, don't know where she is now, but I bet she ain't peeing on my lawn.
2004-01-28 19:57:27By lordstatik

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9ay yai yai that's a hot tamale
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9Brilliant. --VX
8Nice close
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8-DB
8Only because I think he's peeing on his own lawn and is cocky about it
8god i love this one - gtd
8very nice (CB)
8clever -pete
8A brilliant "pointless revenge" Earl strip. Very in-character..crz
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7Like the oblique exposition in 3
7Nice. This feels like Earl-IS
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7nice
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6Not quite Earl. Could work as Ted mabye? --opus
6Passably good. -BN
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6-FV
6-IF
6 - BFJ -
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6going, going, oooo, hit the rail on the way out
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5-bbg
5Make it "whizzing" in 3 for +1. -MMM-
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4--THM
4this just doesn't work for me -cm

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