RED MEAT drag queen of diamonds from the secret files of max cannon
Sincere condolences, young Karen. Severe inebriation has exacerbated my contemptible vehicular navigational proficiency and culminated in the liquidation of your most recent feline acquisition.
Do I hate you, Milkman Dan?
Indubitably.
2004-01-28 00:32:18By craeze

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8Nice.--THM
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8Made me laugh. -MMM-
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8i have a habit of talking like that when i'm drunk.
7Talking over Karen's head. Nice touch.
7+2 if you can write this without the goddamn cat
7-FV
7-IF
7I'm chuckling at this one. --John
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7Great, love blank 2 -cm
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7Translated would make it a 3 -- Nuke
7+1 for dan 3
7I like it. Preloggy
7Give it to me in laymans terms, doc.
7
7-herp
6Definitely worth a chuckle
6-DB
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6not without it's charms (CB)
6Okay, this works. -DG
6cute -IS
6
6Nice twist, if somewhat inconsequential. --VX
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5 - BFJ -
5i get the joke, just rather underwhelmed by it
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5Just doesn't do it for me. "Sincere condolences" gives it away early. -CL
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5Cute. --opus
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4MMD needs more than a "V" reference to be funny. -BN
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