RED MEAT In Vitro Veritas from the secret files of max cannon
Thanks a lot, Don.
What did I do?
I got that stuff you suggested -- you know, stick it in your dishwasher and your glasses won't have spots -- and I gave it to my wife.
It didn't work?
No. All she's doing is lying on the floor and convulsing. And I STILL can't see worth a damn.
Get away from me.
2004-01-26 10:32:41By The Hanged Man

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10Your masterful puns have me on the verge of weeping. -CL
9Hahahaha (these aren't puns, actually)
8Don's #3 is great. --John
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7Nice twist on an old joke -Cap'n
7I love Don's #3. That's the kind of interaction I like. DH
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5Kinda tortured. -IF
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4What do you do if your dishwasher quits working? Slap her! -cm
4messy and daft pun (CB)
3Worst couple of puns I've ever heard. Seriously. --VX

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