RED MEAT whilst I'm on the subject: an ode to British licence laws... from the secret files of max cannon
OK, let's get this straight: I'm sixteen; I'm old enough to leave school, pay National Insurance, get a job or join the armed forces. I can have sex, start a family and, in Scotland I can get married.
Yup
I can legally purchase lotto tickets, tobacco, matches, aerosol and razor blades.
Uh-huh
But I can't rent 'A Nun Named Nympho' on video?
Don't blame me kid, I've always voted for the Liberals.
2004-01-06 07:38:35By Chris Bourke

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8Rat own. -MMM-
8--THM (in a good mood)
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7Relevant and +1 for Liberals. --John
6That would be Libertarians. Preloggy
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6-DB
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6I'm 35 and I can't date 16-year-olds. It's swings and roundabouts.
6Damn, you can do those things at 16 in England? Here is it 18 or 21! -cm
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6Don't air your problems here, mate..crz
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5there, have you vented?
5Keep those Video Nasties away from the children! --VX
5You can get married in England at 16 with parental consent I think -IS
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5Me too. And I've always had a thing for nuns, -IF
5Sluggo and political humor are strange bedfellows.
4Insightful, yes (at least in some states). But kinda short on funny.
4-FV
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4I think I know what National Insurance is...but it doesn't do it for me.
4Too UK-specific, age is OOC for Stubbo
4Mom 3 will fly over the heads of most non-UK readers -bbg
3Stubbo is 16? -2 for "whilst" ;) ~Wolfrick
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1In what world is Stubbo 16? Even worse for the British slant.

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