RED MEAT bad brians from the secret files of max cannon
I found the dead clown beneath some trash in an alley. Both his wrists were slashed and he was wearing a sign which read "NOT EVEN WORTH A FUNERAL". Then his cell phone rang.
I pinched my nose and answered the call pretending to be the clown, but with a cold. The caller was his agent, she said "good news. There was a screw up at the auditions, you got the big part after all, sugar."
As I switched clothes with the clown I couldn't resist imagining everyone who laughed when I said I was only trawling trash 'till my big break came.
2003-12-31 07:09:45By Chris Bourke

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7This shouldn't amuse me, but it does -cm
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6I like it but feel it could be better.
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6Horrible/great tag. Love panel 1; following two also rather impressive. --VX
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5this once might hit me later
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5Could be an 8 with tighter wording in 3. -FV
5Good comic killed by horrid 3
5This is long and hard, yet not satisfying. -IF
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5ouch -IS
5Who trawls for trash?
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5By the time the punch came, I forgot to laugh..crz
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4--THM
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