RED MEAT sicker than your average from the secret files of max cannon
I saw a familiar figure the other day and my heart jumped like when you slip on ice and think you're gonna fall.
I threw my hands in the air and shouted "ARE YOU MY MOM?!" She said "I'll be anythin' you want for $40 a night, honey."
Damn - whatever happened to family discount?
2003-12-31 04:34:23By Chris Bourke

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6Kinda like how he starts out. Very sentimental and literary.
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6Not bad, CB! --John
6Yup, sicker.
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6$40 is a good rate! -cm
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5old joke? From you? Surely not! -IS
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5It really doesn't sound like Earl at all..crz
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5I'm sure I've seen this one here before. --VX
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4Earl doesnt go to the pub for jokes, does he?
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3Growl. -IF
2Yeah, this really is bad

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