RED MEAT It's a wonderful half-life from the secret files of max cannon
I got myself a cute new pet last month. He's called 'Timmy'.
He's a troublesome little critter. He's always hungry and I hate havin' to clean up the mess when he takes a crap in the night.
But hey, that's the price you pay for keepin' a tapeworm.
2003-12-20 18:23:21By Interesting Steve

To vote you must sign in first.
previous index next

SComment
8
7
7
7
6
6
6
6
6
6
6
6-DB
6 - BFJ -
6
6
6
6Kinda cute..crz
6I knew it wasn't going to be a hamster, but I wasn't expecting THAT. -DG
5+1 for tag
5Again Steve, I like where you're going...
5ewwww. -FV
5-IF
5
5doesn't quite work - though I like the angle (CB)
5i had tapeworm once
5Just not interesting
5
5crap is unnecessary, and not very tapewormy -cm
5
5
5Don't know how I saw the gag from the first sentence, but eh. Nice tag. --VX
4
4redolent of Old Joke -bbg
3

0.004929 seconds