RED MEAT from hell to high water in a handbasket from the secret files of max cannon
Hey, baby. Anyone ever tell you that your face could launch 1000 ships?
Anyone ever tell you that your breath could launch 1000 planes?
On the contrary, sugar-lips, planes require the superior 100-octane petroleum to prevent pre-ignition piston damage.
2003-12-16 21:51:18By craeze

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9Fuel is kerosene, not petrol. Might be better with Ted or Dan. But loved it.
7Good nuff, despite error already mentioned
7+1 reread. Wally three is a good response-IS
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6Not bad. -IF
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6Kind of amusing (Wally's not a huffer, he's drunk!) -cm
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5ok, I buy wally as a huffer (+1), but I'm still not hugely keen on this one -bbg
5fossil fool
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5Petroleum n'est pas gas (en Franglais, naturellement). --VX
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4Practically nonexistant punchline.
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4I like the punchline, but it doesn't go with 1 and 2.
4Nice; where's the joke?
4empty at the end (CB)
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