RED MEAT one-armed ass bandit from the secret files of max cannon
Don't you look like the pitbull that swallowed the kitten. Have a nice talk with your counselor today?
I don't know. She said that you don't exist. That I imagine you to be a villain to cover up what I do to my kittens.
Oh, come now Karen. Who would put a kitten in a blender: a six year old girl or a 1950's milkman?
Well, I guess the milkman would.
In fact, I probably blackmailed that counselor with obscene photos to get her to tell you that. She must be a lying whore like the one your daddy ran off with.
Yeah! That's it! I hate that whore, Milkman Dan!
2003-12-16 04:39:41By Nuke-Marine

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8Really rather elegant. Thanks, NM. --John
8Incredible. And nice former strip reference in the tag. Preloggy
7Not quite punchy enough, but a definite +1 for high originality.
7Very nice. -IF
7Bizarre, but +1 for MMD's vague Hannibal Lecterness. -Cap'n
7Don't like Karen's 3; but +1 for tag.
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7Whoa! -IS
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6Different, but very convoluted..crz
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6I don't know what to think, but I love that tag. --VX
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6I love the tag, the strip is eh
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6#1 is gold, but it gets scattered after that -cm
6Wierldly compelling - no need for the analogy in MMD 1 though (CB)
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6I'll take it -bbg
5Aw man! It was so sound till the last panel!
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5Nice idea, but falls apart a little in #3; Karen's *too* gullible here. -DG
4Karen needs a much less cheerful 3. -FV
4Anti-canonical and wordy. I'd still give a high score for funnier. --opus
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3Awful closer

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