RED MEAT when parting the red sea put a towel on the bed from the secret files of max cannon
My price is not negotiable. Five hundred dollars to torch the house.
I can handle that. Now what about the other thing?
Major bones are fifty, but I'll break fingers for free.
Ted's guilty of far worse, but it's worth it.
Anything else I can do to you before Ted gets off vacation?
Just yell "I will cure you of this disease call life" while you do it.
2003-12-12 09:46:11By Nuke-Marine

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7Vince a bit too articulate, but nice overall --THM
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7Gee, CM. I must have missed the "Rate This Tag" button.
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7Nice misdirection.
7Weird new dimension to the relationship. Watch the typos.
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7Great idea, but a clumsy 3 brings this down bigtime..crz
7THM, Vince in Red Meat is actually quite articulate -bbg
6Same basic battered-wife joke as a couple comics ago, but decent
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6decent JLH, but the tag is prophetic. ride that crimson tide!!!
6-1 for tag (nothing off for typo in JLH 3) -cm
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5-1 for grammar problem in JL's 3 --opus
5Interesting. Could be read a couple of ways. --VX
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5Nice twist.
5Help me out, kid. I've got the shakes real bad. -DG
5Neh. Johnny doesn't like what happens to him.
4Fair twist but I don't see JLH as a masochist, also fix JLH 3 (CB)
3no damn funny - Tam

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